18:55


Wow. It's gonna be 4am in half an hour & I'm still awake on my laptop. Perchance it's what I'm watching that's keeping me awake? (& No, if you've porno in your mind at this point, I suggest you think carefully before assuming that everyone who stays up late jacks off to hentai.) I've been watching an amusing range of videos, spanding from comedies to the occasional downright creepy or disturbing phantom sighting or the mass murder of rabbits to produce merchandise for Gucci.
Maybe it's just me, but once the clock strikes 12 at midnight, from then onward for as long as you're not getting any shuteye, even the silliest bit of poppycock can manage to get to you. You can't help but be affected by even clips you've seen before a gazillion times such as the infamous Rick Roll or The more recent "Batman On Drugs" vids. An Example Of The Aforementioned:



Here Are The Raunchy(Or at least I'm insinuating so) Lyrics For The Song "Mr. Boombastic" Which Made Me Chuckle While Following Through With The Song along the way. I bet most of you already know about this song, which was originally by the Artist Shaggy in the 1990s, & was played in a particular scene in Mr. Bean's Holiday.

Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover
Shaggy
Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me on me back
she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic
call me fantastic, touch me on me back she say
I'm Mr.ro... Smooth just like silk
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quilt
I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built
Oh me oh my well well can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl who can ring my bell
And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell

I'm Boombastic say me fantastic touch me on my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
call me fantastic she touch me on my back she says Mr. boom
boom
boom
Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
call me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom

Gee wheeze baby please
Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze
You don't fell like driving baby hand me the keys
And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please
Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze
Well you a the bun and me a the cheese
And if me a the rice well baby love you a the peas

CHORUS

Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal give it like you should
Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal you remember the woo
Would like to kiss and carress
Rub down every strand of hair on my chest
I'm Boombastic rated as the best
The best you should get nothing more nothing less
Give me your digits jot down your address
I'll bet you confess when you put me to the test
That I'm

CHORUS

Gal your admiration if a tick me from the start
With your physical attraction gal you know to feel the spark
A man of few word naw go tell you no sweet talk
Naw go laba laba laba and a chat pure phart
I'll get straight to the point like a arrow or a dart
Come lay down in my jacuzzi and get some bubble bath
Only sound you will hear is the beating of my heart
And we will mmm mmm (kiss) and have some sweet pillow talk
I'm

CHORUS

Although the stuff I'm indicating much emphasis on are mainly humour-based, there were also many other disturbing vids which in one way or another, reflected violence or acts of inhumane proportions, but since it's about 3 and a half hours from dawn, I'l save those tales for another time.

Later this afternoon, I'll be present at a relative's wedding & will be sleeping over at my cuz's place for the night-it's considered morning now, I mean for today.(Ain't it awkward talking about this right now?!I SHOULD BE ASLEEP MYSELF NOW)I guess even with heavy dinners & just 4 hours of sleep daily, nothing much can be done to suppress my nocturnal gene. Heh. I'm such an owl.


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Driven by Hate, Consumed by Fear