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RULES:#1 Do the “Letter MEME”.

#2 Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.

#3 Copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.


How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear(the last person who text you), I don’t really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realised it when/on __2__3__ and I saw you __4__5(1)/5(2)__. I’m sure you’re __6__ enough to understand __7__.. I’m returning __8__ to you, but I’ll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__11__. __12_.Love,(your name).P/S: You’re so lifeless, __13__ (the name of person who tagged you).

1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. Boys: What’s the colour of your undergarment?
Girls: You have 2 parts(1) What is the colour of your bra(2) What is the colour of your panty
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
Beige - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other (please state) - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - ManO.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - HighHighHouse
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
pathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stoneBlue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always thought of
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water - Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drinks - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Get away now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favourite activity when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks – Ugly pig
Football – Silly duck
Shopping – Kisser
Indulging for food – Cranky banana
Movies – Smelly Armpits
Snacks – Horny wolf
Snooker – Tiny stuff
Bowling – Sexy grandmother
utdoor activities – Vain pot
Having a long talk – Nose picker
Taking pictures – Dumb person
Other – Burn yourself

This is how MINE turned out...

Dear Ashraf,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me at the mental hospital and I saw you ignore my John F. Kennedy statue. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist.. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I always thought of Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Greetings to your frog Leonard.

Love, Adib.

P/S: You're so lifeless, Nose picker Jonathan Chua.

ROFL.

P/S: I wasn't tagged actually, I just hankered for some Cheap Thrill.. xD

The 5-2-B-Tagged:
Afiqah
Danny
ASHRAF
Aslam
Iskandar Z

Although I'm contradicting myself by insisting that you're to follow the rules, just follow em thos one time! It'll be worth your while!!!

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Driven by Hate, Consumed by Fear

16:04


Hehehehe. I apologize for not blogging on a regular basis, my good fellows. I'm just too absorbed in having as much fun as I possibly can before this seemingly long holiday(well, that's how it was at first) finally comes to an end. & So, for those who've been living under a rock & may be clueless about the day it will be when school reopens, then it might come as a peculiar surprise(or shock) to you that the 1st day of school for most will start on a Friday.

Yes, we all know that the government just won't bear to release the "free" people of our country from its sturdy workforce vicegrip, hence even school has to begin on a Friday. Personally, I would've prefered school to be scheduled to start on the following Monday, on the 5th of January 2009, but I guess it shall be interesting; back to school after 2 long months & 2 days of rest again after that. Hahas. I may regret this, but I'm planning to leave my hair AS IT IS, LONG & HAGGARD, on the 1st day of school. I'd love to see what transpires. Anyway, it is OUR LAST YEAR IN THIS IMPRISONMENT, SECONDARY SCHOOL, so I seriously don't give a fuck even if I'm blacklisted. Oh yeah, I heard that Mr. Muhammad is Retiring this year. Well, I wish him a satisfactory retirement.(Although in my heart I'm bounding up & down with joy that the old geezer's finally leaving.)

You must agree, I've been a masquerade of Mr. Nice Guy for long enough. I'm just gonna work my arse off this year, focus & motivation is essential for the upcoming 'O's. I'm just gonna get it done, & done well, over & done with. done & over with. WELL. However you'd like to say it. Although it's eeasier said than done for even that loser who's been failing all his subjects to plan ahead & claim he "will study hard for the sake of his academics & most importantly, his future", I will not be faltered by the obstacles that I come across.

The holidays have taught me that even a silly game the whole world criticizes as repetitive, lame & what not, has some knowledge to offer. In other words, knowledge is limitless, you even gain it in failure. I truly fathom now that although the world may not be as welcoming as you expect it to be, its people not as friendly, you make your own choices, pave your own paths in life, & alter your fate. Fate is certain by thy God's will, but the almighty has give us a choice. Will we seek the opportunities? Or will we let fate overcome us? We decide it for ourselves.

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Driven by Hate, Consumed by Fear

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Driven by Hate, Consumed by Fear

10:22




DAMN. I'm gonna be having a haircut in roughly 3 days time! Why? Because Mom & Dad are gonna be back home by then, & they'll surely insist I have my hair cut when they see me T.T
How disheartening... I've kept it for so long now, escaping & avoiding unrelenting hairchecks in school since before even the end year exams! Put simply, I've been getting away with my long hair in school since after the September break this year heheh... That's quite a long time... & the result? SUPER LONG HAIR! xD Well I must say I've had my fun though... but all good things come to an end, & when school reopens my hair'd be reduced to that of any common Tom, Dick & Harry.
I can always wait till I'm 21 anyways. No one telling me to cut my goddamn hair, No one lecturing me about my sleeping habits.

Liberty is not a luxury we can afford now though, 2009's our 'O' Level year... +_+

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Driven by Hate, Consumed by Fear

09:40


I've not been blogging for the past 2 weeks; I must blame poor health & being overly engrossed in gaming for the lack of updates on my blog. Roughly a week more before school reopens. I've purchased my schoolbooks & prepared my school uniform, but I haven't even laid a finger on my holiday assignments, I'm afraid. Well actually, I have read the whole REP passage, just last night, apologetically the only thing I'd find a simple task to accomplish, probably. That's perhaps the only pathetic thing I've done among all my other assignments for the whole holiday, & got the bloody 18-paged REP consisting of 2 descriptive passages over & done with only at the 11th hour just because I got sick & tired of camping at zakum in maplestory. =_= I've had a high fever for the past week or so, & in regretful addition, a certain few conflicts earlier on as well, hence my sudden halt blogging.

Okay, so here are some of the experiences worth sharing;

21st December:

Went to Chek Jawa at Pulau Ubin by Boat with my Aunt, Uncle & cousins, for some sightseeing. Were supposed to go cycling, but I guess it was cancelled as most of us were too tired to paddle uphill & downhill. (Hey, I was starting to develop that blasted fever at that point already okay?) Ended up heading back to my house with my cousins Aslam & Ashraf as the rest went to Changi from Pulau Ubin to Changi to do some fishing after all of us made it back to the mainland by boat again. Got home & dosed off on the couch while watching Ashraf play guitar hero non-stop.

24th December:

Maternal relatives came over to my house for a barbeque. Played some xbox 360 as usual, chit-chatted merrily & all, blah blah blah, you know the rest. Through my grandmom, aunt, & cousin's influence, I'm clueless how, but I started watching a chinese drama, The Little Nyonya, along with them, & somehow found it rather interesting to watch? Lols. My aunt had also went to stock up on food with my sis the previous day, so my house was quite loaded with FOOD. My sis missed out on the fun at home as she went to my paternal aunt's house for a sleepover till Friday. I realize that I recover quite swiftly from illnesses, It was only 2 and a half days since I'd gotten that close to 40 degree fever, & I was fully recovered by after the barbeque! I guess it was just rest, medication, & some company that I needed. Hahas.

I'd like to extend my utmost gratitude & thanks to my grandmom, aunts, uncle, & cousins for cheering me up after the rather unfortunate, hostile incident. You guys truly had my heart.

On with my life, from then on, camping at & fighting zakum in maplestory's pretty much all I've been wasting my time on. No life, huh? Oh yeah. Welcome back from your trip at Cameron Highlands, Ziyang. & Wishing All a very Merry Christmas! =D


A random pic of my lvl 90 Dk =_=




Arrivedacci.

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Driven by Hate, Consumed by Fear

23:17


For the past 2 weeks I was away on vacation in Jakarta with nearly all of my paternal relatives. Now I'm finally home sweet home & it feels too great to be true that I'm home alone with my parents in Mecca on their pilgrimage haj. There're still so many exciting things in store for me when I just got back. Sadly though, time is of the essence; only 2 weeks till school reopens, 3 if you're counting on not gonna be present on the 1st day of school, which f.y.i, is on a Friday. November felt like still air, December's feeling like a swift breeze. So much stuff to accomplish!

I didn't touch my blog for the last 4 days since I returned home; too hung up playing my still new xbox 360; my cuzzins are over at my place & we're enjoying ourselves to the fullest playing games. Guitar Hero 4: Aerosmith is a kickass game. Just don't play it for 2 hours straight. Your eyes will burn. Tried Gears of War the first, which my cuzzin brought along with him to our house & yes, it is a good game, however I still prefered Halo 3. Of course, I've yet to see Gears of War 2, huh? My cuzzin left after sleeping over a night & owned us in guitar hero with his insane fingers. Whoever can play on expert difficulty definitely deserves kudos. Myself on the contrary, owned everyone at Halo. LOL. What can I say? IT'S TRUE

The score was like, 25, 9, 6, 5; 25 kills to win, in a 4 player slayer match & it ended in roughly 10mins. HAHAH

So anyways, enough with the self-praising(well I only self-praise if its a definite fact unlike some ppl, please don't hammer me) here are some of the many pics taken during the Jakarta trip, which was from the 1st-12th of December =)



Upon arrving at my uncle's enormous bungalow;
PLAYING UNO LOL NBTD


I can't recall how many times I swam in the backyard pool during my stay; Our Daily Swim


Before leaving my Uncle's place for the rented Villa in Bandung


You can only enjoy the luxury of food there while your stomach holds.


You get what I mean.


Oh my word they have putird, unhygienic, & WEIRD food as well! (The noodles were as hard as pebbles)


The Villa turned out to be quite what we desired or expected


We got bored at the Villa while the adults went out, so to keep ourselves amused we children took wacky photos -.-


Shopping. The Pig looks so wrong.


Before heading back for my Uncle's place; prepared for a 4 hr ride in cramped up cars O_O


Detoured to Tanggungpan Perahu for a scenic experience around the volcanic mountainous area


Happened to chance upon a pair of MATING grasshoppers; Note this resembleschild pornography; these grasshoppers havn't even moulted into their final adult forms.


Random pose atop the volcano


If you understand malay, you'll our understand Waxing Ketiak. & Definitely laugh till you choke on your spit


My own mini band!


Bush v.s Obama. ROFLMFAO


"Handling the baby" Hahahahaha


They made it look so majestic, yet inside, the sharks weren't even half this cement shark's size.


At "Seaworld Indonesia" That bloody song Seaworld Indonesia kept ringing in our heads.


Wdf? So I suppose now even Piranhas live in saltwater?!


What I looked like during the course of that HORRID FOOD POISONING I CONTRACTED(Shockingly, it looked Goth O_O)


Nice rose.


Fishing; woulda prefered doing it in the sea or ocean.


Well at least the fish were a decent size.


If you'll understand malay, then you'll get this. & now choke on your bubblegum.


Firecrackers & Fireworks!


Last day in the pool. Oops, did I mention day? I meant NIGHT.


The goofy geezers


We the... FLIES


Had fun dressing well for fun; our flight back to Singapore.

00:43


Performed By Hugh Laurie.



I wear sophisticated clothes
I say sophisticated things
Everything about me says
I'm a sophistication king

But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah, when I'm with you
I just sit there and drool

I got sophisticated hands
I got sophisticated feet
A sophisticated car
Parked on sophistication street

But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah, when I'm with you
I'm just a dribbling fool

When you look at me and you start to flirt
I have to wipe the dribble off the front of my shirt

When you ask me what's on my mind
All I can think to answer is... "fluh-uh"

I eat sophisticated food
I breathe sophisticated air
I run a sophisticated comb
Through my sophisticated hair

But when I'm with you
Can't seem to find my cool
Yeah, when I'm with you
I'm just a dribbling... fool

:)

This song kinda suits me. Hehehehe.


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